• “12 Days of Christmas”
• On the first day of Christmas, a user gave to me. A problem with E.T.
• On the second day of Christmas, a user gave to me Two VendaCards and a problem with E.T.
• On the third day of Christmas, a user gave to me Three dead disks, Two venda cards, and a problem with E.T.
• On the fourth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Four virused files, three dead disks,TwoVendaCards, and a problem with E.T.
• On the fifth day of Christmas, a user gave to me. Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
  Four virused files, three dead disks, 2 VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.
• On the sixth day of Christmas, a user gave to me. Six servers crashing,
  Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four viruses files, three dead disks, Two Venda Cards, and a problem with E.T.
• On the seventh day of Christmas, a user gave to me Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four viruses files, three dead disks, Two Venda Cards, and a problem with E.T.
• On the eighth day of Christmas, a user gave to me, Eight phones a-ringing,
  Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four viruses files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.
• On the ninth day of Chrsitmas, a user gave to me, Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing, Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
  Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four viruses files, three dead disks,Two
  VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.
• On the tenth day of Christmas, a user gave to me, Ten ribbons fading,
  Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing, Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four viruses files, three
  dead disks, Two Venda Cards, and a problem with E.T.
• On the eleventh day of Christmas, a user gave to me, Eleven system errors, ten ribbons fading, Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing, Seven
  files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four viruses files, three dead disks, Two Venda Cards, and a problem with E.T.
• On the twelfth day of Christmas, a user gave to me, Twelve e-mail problems,
  Eleven system errors, ten ribbons fading, Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing, Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four viruses files, three dead disks, Two Venda Cards, and a problem with E.T.

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