May the angels protect U..
May sadness 4get U..
May goodness surround U..
May happiness be round U..
and may God always bless U..!!

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life.

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

By sending this message not to offend you,but with a heart

of caring.One last thing your gorgeous,and i think i can love you.

Please respond, and have a wonderful day.

Angels east, Angels west, bless da person who reads this sms. May guide her 2 rest & when he wakes 2moro may perform @ his best!

(Language: Hindi/Urdu)
Ek Dua Maangate Hai Apne Bhagwaan Se,
Chahate Hai Aapki Khushiya Pure Imaan Se,
Sab Hasrat Puri Ho Aapki Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-O-Jaan Se.

I wish all the best to the exams that u will be going throuth the last two weeks.

hey baby-girl how are you doing? i just wanna say good luck for your exam that you are taking, i wish you can pass all you exams with a flying colour,

but want i wanna say is you have to keep your focus on your study and nothing else, there is nothing difficult if you know your goal which you have set.

all the best babes and have a nice ending friday……love you!!!!

im wishing u a day which is as bright as ur eyes and every one around you 2B AS generous as your heart.

SMILE ever,
UDAAS never,
KHUSH ever,
GHUM SHUM never,
SHARE ever,
HIDE never,
CARE ever,
LEAVE never,
LOVE ever,
HATE never,
THINK ME ever,
FORGET ME never.

An icing can make a cake so sweet, A string can make a balloon so high, A matches can make a candle so bright, i hope that my simple

hi can make you smile and happy.

One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore. Curious, she picked it up, brushed off the sand, and lo and behold a genie popped out.

“Greetings, Miss Lewinsky,” the genie said. “Since you have released me, I will grant you one wish.”

“Well,” Monica replied, “I’m going to be on television alot for a while, and I want to look my best. I wish you would get rid of these love handles.”

“Your wish is my command,” said the genie. A wave of his hands, a puff of smoke…

And her ears promptly fell off.

A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don’t knock out any windows. It’ll cost us a fortune to fix!” The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said “I told you to watch out for the houses! All right, let’s go up there, apologise and see how much this is going to cost.”

They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say “Come on in.” They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said “Are you the people that broke my window?”

“Uh, yeah. Sorry about that.” the husband replied.

“No, actually I want to thank you. I’m a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You’ve released me! I’m allowed to grant three wishes, and I’ll give you each one wish and keep the last one for myself.”

“Wow, great!” the husband said. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life!”

“No problem. It’s the least I could do. And you, what do you want?” the genie said, looking at the wife. “I want a house in every country of the world!” she said.

“Consider it done!” the genie replied. “And what’s your wish genie?” the husband asked.

“Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife.”

The husband looked at the wife and said “Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses honey. I guess I don’t care.” The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. Afterwards, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said “How old is your husband anyway?”

“35.” she replied.

“And he still believes in genies…that’s amazing!”

A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out an takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. Frog is grateful, thanks the man, and tells him that he will grant him a wish.

Man says: please make my dog win the next dog race.

Frog asks to look at the dog which jumps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog has only got three legs and tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfill his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish. The man says: “Well, then please help that my wife will win the next beauty contest in the area. Frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car.

Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog. The frog turns to the man and says: “Could I please have another look at the dog???”

A woman’s husband was cheating on her. The woman and her husband got a divorce and the woman went on with her life hating her ex-husband. One day she found a beautifull lamp lieing in the streets. She picked it up and rubbed it a little bit. Suddenly, a geenie popped out of the lamp! The geenie said that it would grant her 3 wishes & that with every wish her husband it get the same thing only double!

So, the woman thinks of a first wish…

“I want to be rich!!!”
So, the woman became rich, and the husband became twice as rich!
So, the woman thinks of a second wish…

“I want to be beautifull!!”
So, the woman became beautifull, and the husband became twice as beautifull.

“Okay”, the geenie says. “This is your last wish so be carefull what you wish for!”
The woman thinks real hard and finally comes to a desision.

A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the boxes and old papers she found a little lamp. She picked it up and wiped it off with her apron, when “POOF” out popped Genie. “I will grant you three wishes” proclaimed the Genie.

The woman thought for a moment and said “I wish I was the most beautiful 20 year old woman in the world, I wish I had more money than I knew what to do with, and I wish you would turn my cat into the most handsome prince around.”

The Genie nodded and after a huge cloud of dust cleared, the Genie was gone and so was the lamp.

The woman looked at herself and she was certainly beautiful. She was surrounded with scads of money in Large Bills. She flung an armful in the air and watched it flutter down around her. She giggled with delight at the mountains of cash.

Then she turned to look where her adoring cat once stood. There in the feline’s place stood a tall, dark, handsome man with chiseled features, a washboard stomach, broad shoulders, and a soccer-players-tush. She walked over to him, he put his arms around her, brushed his hand upon her cheek, looked deep into her eyes and whispered softly, “Now, aren’t you sorry that you had me neutered?”

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn’t see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, “For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one.” The man thought for a minute and said, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I’m afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So, I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii.”

The genie thought for a few minutes and said, “No, I don’t think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask.”

The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, “There is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry; why are they temperamental; why are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them tick?”

The genie considered for a few minutes and said, “So, do you want two lanes or four?”

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.

“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.

“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.