A Blind Rabbit and a Blind Snake
A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each
other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit
and
said, “You’re soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be
a
rabbit.”
The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and
said, “You’re slimy,
beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a
math teacher.”
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