Celebrate Valentine’s Day
What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
“Be my valenstein!”
Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!
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