Are you like me and think Christmas is starting earlier and earlier every year?  For example, all those decorations up on 5th Avenue – those are for next year.” –Dave Letterman —

“I bought my Christmas tree today.  I think I made a mistake though.  I bought the three year extended warranty.  I don’t think I need that.” –Jay Leno —

Isn’t it ironic that two of the most popular Christmas songs were written by Jews.  Mel Torme’s “Christmas Song” and Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas”.

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1. Zoo Christmas
2. Christmas Be Bright And Cheerful
3. Memories . . .MERRY CHRISTMAS
4. Christmas Eve …
5. Christmas Knickers