Funny Christmas Short Jokes
Who delivers Christmas presents for cats?
Santa Paws !
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
What do you call a reindeer with ear muffs?
Anything you want – he can’t hear you!
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed !
How do you know when there is a
snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
A Roast turkey !
What will happen to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
Who beats his chest and swings from
Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan !
What do vampires put on their turkey
at Christmas ?
Grave-y !
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
Chick to chick!
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