King of the Beasts
One day, a lion decided to prove he was king of the beasts. He went up to a monkey and asked, “Who is the mightiest of all animals?”
The monkey replied, “You are, oh master.”
Then the lion went up to a zebra and asked, “Who is the mightiest of all animals?”
The zebra said, “You are, sir.”
Next the lion went up to an elephant and asked, “Who is the mightiest of all animals?”
The elephant picked him up with his trunk, slammed him on the ground several times, then threw him up in the air. When the lion landed at the elephant’s feet, he said, “OK, then. You didn’t have to get violent because you didn’t know the answer.”
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