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What did one candle say to the other?

faraz — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:53:32 +0000

What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays burn you up?” What did one candle say to the other? is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:She was sooo blondeBirthdays Are GoodBirthday Cake

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Expensive Birthday Present

faraz — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:43:20 +0000

A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?” She says, “Bernie, I want a divorce.” He says, “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.” Expensive Birthday Present is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & [...]

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Wife’s Birthday Present

faraz — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:41:57 +0000

I’ve been shopping for my wife’s birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn’t you come to my house – you could have had some of ours for free! Wife’s Birthday Present is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:Surprised’ Birthday PartyBirthday Present!Sam’s Girl [...]

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Birthday Surprise

faraz — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:24:04 +0000

I’ve been shopping for my wife’s birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn’t you come to my house – you could have had some of ours for free! Birthday Surprise is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:Surprised’ Birthday PartyBirthday Present!Sam’s Girl Friend’s [...]

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Sam’s Girl Friend’s Birthday

faraz — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:17:57 +0000

Sam’s girlfriend’s birthday was the same day as his father’s. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, ‘Use this all over yourself and think of me.’ Unfortunately he put the note on his father’s present. Sam’s Girl Friend’s [...]

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Birthday Present!

faraz — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:14:24 +0000

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,’I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.’Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn’t get her anything.She says, ‘Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!?’He replies, ‘You didn’t use what I got you last year!’

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Surprised’ Birthday Party

faraz — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:11:11 +0000

‘I’m giving a ’surprised’ birthday party for you.’ ‘A ’surprised’. birthday party? What’s that?’ ‘That’s where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I’ll be surprised! Surprised’ Birthday Party is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:Its your birthdayBirthday Present!Birthday Surprise

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Common among famous peoples!

faraz — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:11:02 +0000

Q. What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? A. They were all born on holidays. Common among famous peoples! is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:Pulling His CheneyMOTHER SAYSCelebrity Jokes

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Birthday Cake

faraz — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:39:29 +0000

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Birthday Cake is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:Surprised’ Birthday PartyBirthday Present!Birthday Surprise

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Birthdays Are Good

faraz — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:38:36 +0000

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. Birthdays Are Good is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:Birthday CakeDemocrat’s ConcessionWhat did one candle say to the other?

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