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The Elbow

faraz — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:08:09 +0000

A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, “I’m sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you’ll forgive me.” so the woman replies, “If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113.”

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Moods of a Woman

faraz — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:06:14 +0000

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She’s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She’ll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She’ll win you in range, enchant you in silk,
She’ll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;
At times she’ll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She’ll hate you like poison, and love you like mad

Moods of a Man

Horny.

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The Drawer

faraz — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:04:08 +0000

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.

She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains “Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer.” She figures 3 times in 30 years isn’t bad and asks “But what about the $1,000?” He replied “Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them”

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A Man Fill Job Application

faraz — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:39:32 +0000

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, “We have an opening for people like you.” “Oh, great,” he said, “What is it?” “It’s called the door!” A Man Fill Job Application is a post [...]

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Two Old Ladies

faraz — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:38:09 +0000

Two old ladies have played bridge together for many years, and naturally they have gotten to know each other pretty well. One day, during a game of cards, one lady suddenly looks up at the other and says, “I realize we’ve known each other for many years, but for the life of me, I just can’t bring it to mind… would you please tell me your name again, dear?” There is dead silence for a couple of minutes, then the other lady responds, “How soon do you need to know?”

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April Fools!

faraz — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:33:31 +0000

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says “Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!”. Billy says, “Ok mommy.” and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams “MOMMY! I’m still blind, my wish didn’t come true!”, the mom answered, “I know – April Fools!”

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A Man at Hamburger Shop

faraz — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:32:40 +0000

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, “Waitress, there’s a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!”

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, “That’s disgusting!”

Then the waitress says, “You think that’s disgusting you should see him make donuts.”

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