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There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ‘I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world’ and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ‘I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world’ and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ‘I think…’ and it sucked her in.

A Lady Broke a Signal and was Presented in front of Judge:

Lady: Your Honor plz Let Me Go, I’m a School Teacher and I’m getting
late for my class.

Judge: Alas! So You are a Teacher,
I have Waited for This Moment all My life, Now Write Down

“I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO.