Latest / New Dirty Jokes Collection

Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you….where are u stupid pyjamas…..!

I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark

A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don’t f**k u, u will feel the same?

For money sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money.

This is a cock sucker detectorPlease blow in the phone….. .. scanning….
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath…COCK SUCKER !! ?Pink Vagina Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex.

Wolf told red riding hood.
Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!