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The good and bad news

faraz — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:29:27 +0000

Doctor Jones took his patient into his office and said, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

The patient said, “Give me the good news.”

Doctor Jones said, “They’re going to name a disease after you.”

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Risk For AIDs

faraz — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:22:28 +0000

A 15-year old boy was laying on a stretcher with his mother sitting next to him. The boy was coming down from “crank” (methamphetamine) that he had injected into his veins with needles he had been sharing with his friends. Concerned about this the doctor asked the boy if there was anything he might have been doing that put him at risk for AIDS. The boy thought for a while then said questioningly “You mean like having sex with our dog?”

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A Boy Called The Doctor..

faraz — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:13:27 +0000

A boy called the doctor.. “Doctor, doctor come quick, my younger brother has just swallowed my pen.” “I’ll be right over – what are you doing in the meantime?” “I’m using a pencil…” A Boy Called The Doctor.. is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:Gay DoctorDoctor DoctorThe Doctor Says

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Doctor Doctor

faraz — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:12:17 +0000

Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the window…!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out?

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!
Well sit still and don’t stir!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I’ll deal with you later.

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you’ll have a bad headache.

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me
One at a time please

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises!

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Big Mistake

faraz — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:57:15 +0000

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

“Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it– stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.” “That’s when I made my big mistake.” “What did you do?” asks the doctor.

“Well, I lifted the cow’s tail again and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!” “I don’t remember much after that!”

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IN THE WAITING ROOM

faraz — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:00:42 +0000

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, “Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!”

The man replied, “How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company.” The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and said, “Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company.”

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, “I think I need a breath of fresh air.”
The man continued, “I work for 7-UP.”

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