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]]> thumbnail Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: ” You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.” Second guy: ” that’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.” Third guy: ” Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.” They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. ” What’s the deal?” Fourth guy: ” I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, ” Fishing or Sex” and she said, ” Wear a Sweater.”

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]]> http://jokesense.com/promises-to-wife/feed/ 0 Which fish can perform operations? http://jokesense.com/which-fish-can-perform-operations/ http://jokesense.com/which-fish-can-perform-operations/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:23:45 +0000 faraz http://jokesense.com/?p=845 Which fish can perform operations? is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS

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Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!

Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school!

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything!

1st kipper: ‘Smoking’s bad for you’
2nd kipper: ‘It’s OK, I’ve been cured’

What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
Skate!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab!

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
As far away as possible!

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!

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]]> http://jokesense.com/which-fish-can-perform-operations/feed/ 0 There were these two men fishing. one was … http://jokesense.com/there-were-these-two-men-fishing-one-was/ http://jokesense.com/there-were-these-two-men-fishing-one-was/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:20:42 +0000 faraz http://jokesense.com/?p=842 There were these two men fishing. one was … is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS

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]]> There were two men fishing on the river one day. One was catching all these fish and the other wasn’t catching anything.
The man not catching any fish walked over and asked what the other guy was using for bait.
The fisherman reeled in his bait and said “river otter.”

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