Here is a joke, I joke in Rhyme.. read on this joke and know about the difference of life when she is girlfriend and she is your wife. Hope you will enjoy it.
Before Marriage:
Roses Are Red,
Sky Is Blue,
Oh My Darling
I Love You.
After Marriage:
Roses Are Dead,
I have Flu,
You Are My Headache
I Will Kill You…
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
urs lovingly,
“MOSQUITO” by sandgirl**frend4ever
‘Didn’t you follow my advice about kissing your girlfriend when she least expects it?’ asked the older brother.
‘Oh hell!’ replied the younger sibling with the swollen eye. I thought you said ‘where’.’