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The Chase

faraz — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:43:02 +0000

Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes. The second man said ‘You don’t have time to change shoes. You can’t outrun that bear!’
The first man said, ‘I know I can’t outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you!

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Let’s Play Schools

faraz — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:39:43 +0000

Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. “Let’s play schools”. “Okay!” said Jinny. “But I’m going to be absent.” Let’s Play Schools is a post from: FUNNY JOKE [...]

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Playtonic Relationship

faraz — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:28:34 +0000

A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment. “Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spendsthree hours every night in your apartment? “Mrs Smith replied. “Its a platonic friendship. Its play for him and atonic for me. “ Playtonic Relationship is a post from: FUNNY JOKE [...]

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FRIENDSHIP IS….

faraz — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:24:13 +0000

FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!! FRIENDSHIP IS…. is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:A Woman’s Prayer:Forget About TheFRIENDSHIP DAY JOKES

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SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED

faraz — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:15:11 +0000

If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:Midget SurgeryBetter RelationshipA Blind Rabbit and a Blind Snake

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F U C K

faraz — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:52:28 +0000

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity! F U C K is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:The DietPromises to WifeF u c k

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Top 10 Ways to Annoy People

faraz — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:30:19 +0000

1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.
2. In the memo field of all your checks write “for sensual massage.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
5. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”
6. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophecy.”
7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
8. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
9. Ask people what gender they are.
10. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

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Nobel Prize

faraz — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:16:11 +0000

Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Bhola and asks him, “Excuse me, what are you doing?”

Bhola replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”
“How?” asks Herolal, puzzled.
“Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”

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Play School Game

faraz — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:09:21 +0000

“What shall we play today?” said Florence to her best friend Jenny. “Let’s play schools,” said Jenny. “OK!” said Florence. “But I’m going to be absent Play School Game is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:Game Of IntelligenceFRIENDSHIP DAY JOKESTen Rules Kids Won’t Learn in School

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The Minister

faraz — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:49:09 +0000

The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas. One year, when the minister went to visit his friend, hoping for his usual Christmas present, he was not disappointed, but his friend told him that he had to thank him for the peach brandy from the pulpit the next Sunday.

In his haste to get the bottle, the minister hurriedly agreed and left. So the next Sunday the minister suddenly remembered that he had to make a public announcement that he was being supplied alcohol from a member of the church. That morning, his friend sat in the church with a grin on his face, waiting to see the minister’s embarrassment.

The minister climbed into the pulpit and said, “Before we begin, I have an announcement. I would very much like to thank my friend, Joe, for his kind gift of peaches … and for the spirit in which they were given!”

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