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Scale

Your so fat that when you stepped on the scale it said “To be continued…”

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Your so ugly

Your so ugly, a garbage man picked you up and threw you into the truck.

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Your Mom

Your mom, is so fat and old when god said let there be light he was telling her to get her fat ass out of the way!

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Its your birthday

Your so fat, everytime you turn around, its your birthday!

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Your So Fat

Your so fat, the last time you saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!

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Roses

Roses are red violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Boomerang

You’re so fat, you need a boomerang to put your belt on!

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Funny Insults: Girl, you so flat!

Girl, you’re so flat that when the painter came to do the house he said, “This wall, too?”

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