Knock KnockWho’s there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?
Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Repeat.
Repeat, who?
Who Who Who!
Knock Knock !
Who’s there? Annie.
Annie, who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
Because they go answer the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I’m hungry!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leon!
Leon who?
Leon’ly one for me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leona!
Leona who?
Leona’ly way to go!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Les!
Les who?
Les go for a swim!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lester!
Lester who?
Lester over a new leaf!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy Who?
Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing’ Along…
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door!
Knock, knock! who’s there? Boo Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
Knock, knock! who’s there?
Earl Earl who? Earl be glad to tell you when you open the door.
Knock, knock! who’s there? Emma Emma who? Emma bit
Nerd Season
A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, “COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED – ENTER A
Knock knock? Go away!
Knock knock? I said go away!
Knock knock? Get the hell off of my damn porch before I shoot you!
Knock Knock whose there?
Gladiator Gladiator who?
Gladiator before the gang bang!
for those of you who are very slow!!!Clue- glad he ate her