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When Somebody Who’s Deeply In Love With You
Tells You That Your Cute, Beautiful, Angelic,
I Agree That’s True, Believe Me,
I Swear Cuz Love Is Blind…

Girl:How Much You Love Me?

Boy:Like SHAJAHAN

Girl:Then When Will You Build TAJMAHAL?

Boy:Already Purchased Land; Now Waiting For Your Death.

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda),
You are my TVS SCOOTY(first love) and my AIWA (pure passion).

I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best). You are DOMINO’SPIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me.

This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh)feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your mother who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my mother who is CEAT (born tough) , but don’t worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones). If our mother say no, we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let’s make things better).

They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in
COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye) . Trust in God who’s always NOKIA(connecting people) who love each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS (made for each other).

Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE ?(fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable). So never forget me.
Ok bye!

I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.

Yours
LG (Digitally yours).

Answer from a Female : It saves them a lot of time !
Answer from a Male : Love will vanish when she open her mouth !

1St Person: Why is your face all scratched?
2nd Person: My girlfriend said it with flower.
1st Person: How Romantic.
2nd Person: Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses!

BEFORE – You take my breath away
AFTER – I feel like I’m suffocating

BEFORE – Saturday Night Fever
AFTER – Monday Night Football

BEFORE – Don’t stop
AFTER – Don’t start

BEFORE – It’s like I’m living in a dream
AFTER – It’s like he lives in a dorm

BEFORE – Turbocharged
AFTER – Jumpstart

BEFORE – We agree on everything
AFTER – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?

BEFORE – Idol
AFTER – Idle

BEFORE – He’s completely lost without me
AFTER – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?

BEFORE – Passion
AFTER – Ration

BEFORE – Once upon a time
AFTER – The end

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your living room,
messes up your stuff,
eats your food,
uses your telephone,
takes your money,
and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place,
you either married it or gave birth to it!

Since a very long time ago, people have searched for the meaning of love. But even the great philosophers, with their profound definitions, could not fully touch its true essence. In a survey of 4-8 year olds, kids share their views on love. But what do little kids know about love? Read on and be
surprised that despite their young and innocent minds, kids already have a simple but deep grasp of that four-letter word.

“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”

“Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don’t yell at him because you know it would hurt his feelings.”

“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”

“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”

“Love is if you hold hands and sit beside each other in the cafeteria. That means you’re in love. Otherwise, you can sit across from each other and be okay.”

“Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redbird.”

“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.”

“You can break love, but it won’t die.”

Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.