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Proof E equal to one

faraz — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:55:04 +0000

Theorem: e=1 Proof: 2*e = f 2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i) e^(2*pi*i) = 1 Therefore: 2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i) 2=f Thus: e=1 Proof E equal to one is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:Equal positive integersDollars equal ten centsOne plus one are two

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Log negative one zero

faraz — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:53:53 +0000

Theorem: log(-1) = 0 Proof: a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1) On the other hand: b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0 Combining a) and b) gives: 2* log(-1) = 0 Divide both sides by 2: log(-1) = 0 Log negative one zero is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:Equal positive integersDollars equal ten centsOne plus one are two

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All numbers are equal

faraz — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:52:52 +0000

Theorem: All numbers are equal.
Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then

a + b = t
(a + b)(a – b) = t(a – b)
a^2 – b^2 = ta – tb
a^2 – ta = b^2 – tb
a^2 – ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 – tb + (t^2)/4
(a – t/2)^2 = (b – t/2)^2
a – t/2 = b – t/2
a = b

So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.

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Four is equal to five

faraz — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:52:09 +0000

Theorem: 4 = 5 Proof: -20 = -20 16 – 36 = 25 – 45 4^2 – 9*4 = 5^2 – 9*5 4^2 – 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 – 9*5 + 81/4 (4 – 9/2)^2 = (5 – 9/2)^2 4 – 9/2 = 5 – 9/2 4 = 5 Four is equal to five is a post from: FUNNY JOKE & SMS Related posts:Equal [...]

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One plus one are two

faraz — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:51:17 +0000

Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2
Proof:
n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)
n(2n – 2) – n(2n – 2) = 0
(n – n)(2n – 2) = 0
2n(n – n) – 2(n – n) = 0
2n – 2 = 0
2n = 2
n + n = 2
or setting n = 1
1 + 1 = 2

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Dollars equal ten cents

faraz — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:50:01 +0000

Theorem: 1$ = 10 cent
Proof:
We know that $1 = 100 cents
Divide both sides by 100
$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents
=> $ 1/100 = 1 cent
Take square root both side
=> squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)
=> $ 1/10 = 1 cent
Multiply both side by 10
=> $1 = 10 cent

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Equal positive integers

faraz — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:53:08 +0000

Theorem: All positive integers are equal.

Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.

Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (positive integers) satisfy (MAX(A, B) = N) then A = B.

Proceed by induction.

If N = 1, then A and B, being positive integers, must both be 1. So A = B.

Assume that the theorem is true for some value k. Take A and B with MAX(A, B) = k+1. Then MAX((A-1), (B-1)) = k. And hence (A-1) = (B-1). Consequently, A = B.

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