AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
Latest / New Mr. Bean Jokes Collection
Mr Bean Attending a Meeting
Colleague : Sorry I’m late.I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hours because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : Thats alright,me too.I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film.I didn’t see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9.
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me,you’ve just twisted the figure,the answer is 6!
BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!