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Sardarji And Wife

Sardar sb A sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from delhi to mumbai. After Almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue, and They decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, But they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

 When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for Rs. 5000/- the sardarji explodes and demands to know why the charge is so High.

 He tells the clerk although it’s a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren’t Worth rs. 5000/-. When the clerk tells him rs. 5000/- is the standard rate, the man insists On speaking to the manager.

The manager appears, listens to the sardarji, And then explains that the hotel has an olympic-sized pool and a huge Conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

But we didn’t use them”, the sardarji complains.

Well, they are here, and you could have,” explains the manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which The hotel is famous. “the best entertainers from, hollywood and las vegas Perform here,” the manager says.

But we didn’t go to any of those shows,” sardarji complains again.

“well, we have them, and you could have”, the manager replies.

  No matter What facility the manager mentions, the sardarji replies “but we didn’t Use it”. The manager is unmoved, and eventually the sardarji finally gives Up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the manager.

The manager is surprised when the looks at the check. “but sir,” he says, “this check is only made out for rs.1500/.”

“that’s Right,” says the sardarji, “i charged you rs. 3500/- for sleeping with my Wife.”

“but i didn’t!” exclaims the manager. “well,” the sardarji replies,

“she was here, and you could have.

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Santa Aur Banta 3 Bomb Mile

Santa Aur Banta Ko 3 Bomb Mile Jise Woh Police Station Pahunchaane Gaye…Raaste Mai Santa Ne Poocha” Yaar Banta Agar Is Mai Se Ek Phat Gaya Tho Hum Kya Karenge…”Banta Ne…” Oye Koi Nahi Hum Kah Denge Hume Do Hi Mile The…”

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Guooonn Guooonn

    GhooomGuooonn, guooonn talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights.

                                             Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. He tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound “guooonn, guooonn.” he gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.

                                              Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge.

                                             Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says “so ja machchar, bete so ja”. After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says “guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn.”

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Tu sohni tera na sohni,

Tu sohni tera na sohni,
par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

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Mr Chaudry Asked to Santa

Scene(A Truck Was Towing Away Another Truck In Front Of A Bus Stop Where Santa Was Standing.)Santa Started To Laugh Like Hell.
Mr Chaudry Asked, ”Why Are You Laughing’.
‘Santa Says,” Can You Believe It? They Need 2 Trucks To Carry A Rope”.

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Santa and Banta …

Santa Banta Santa and Banta were holding each others turbans, so one man passing by looked at his wrist watch, the time was 12 pm. The man asked santa and banta, why are you holding each others turban. They said ,”its 12 pm at this time our brains usally fail”.

Santa Is Very Confused All The Time………Banta Curious To Know The Reason,Asks: Why R U Confused?Santa:I Am Really Perplexed Coz My Sister Has 2 Brothers,But I Have Only 1!!!!!!!!!

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Banda Bhagta Howa Aata Hay Aur Sardar Se Kehta Hai

1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Sardar se kehta haibhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.Sardar: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay

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Note:- Adult Movie

                    There was a short note written on poster of adult movie.
                      Under 18 are not allowed.” Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him.

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Punjabi Dial 2

Ek banda dusre ko kehta he ke phone karne se pehle 2 lagao. Dusra us ko 2 thapparr marta he or phone karta he. Wo phir kehta he ke yeh thappar kyun? Wo kehta he ke aap ne khud yehi hi kaha tha ke phone karne se pehle do lagao. HAHAHAHA

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