A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.”
The doctor says, “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
The man replies, “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
The doctor says, “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”
If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form.
If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
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Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre,
Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the….
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Q. What’s the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
A. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.
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Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something.
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Q. What is the difference between “Oooh!” and “Aaah!”?
A. About three inches.
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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.
A husband and wife are eating soup.
The wife spills soup all over her and says:-
“Oh no, I look like a pig”
“yes and you also have soup all over you!”
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Wife asked : What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
Husband : Lunch and Dinner..