Damn Stupid On A Job Application
Yo mama’s so damn stupid on a job application it said “sex” and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
Latest / New Yo Mama Jokes Collection
Yo Mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo Mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama is so Hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo Mama’s so drunk
Yo Mama’s so drunk she would have died of
starvation if it wasn’t for the olives in her drinks.
Your mom as like a brick… shes always getting laid!
Yo mama so nasty
Yo mama so nasty, I asked her what was for dinner,
and she climbed on the table and spread
her legs and said fish and crabs!
Yo Mama Fat
Yo Mama so fat…her clothes come in three sizes.
XL, Jungle, and AHH… ITS COMING!
Getting Smarter
A young boy had been taken for his first visit to a nudist camp by his parents. He was surprised at the different sizes of the male organs and mentioned it to his father.
The father, being rather well endowed, explained that it was a measure of intelligence, the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb.
That afternoon the father was looking for his wife and asked his son if he had seen his mother.
“I saw her about ten minutes ago, She was with a real dumb man, but he seemed to be getting smarter all the time.”