• ~ Maternity leave would last for two years….with full pay.
• ~There would be a cure for stretch marks.
  pregnant belly
• ~Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
• ~Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
• ~All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
• ~Children would be kept in the hospital until potty trained.
• ~Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
• ~They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
• ~Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
• ~Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
• ~They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
• ~Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
• ~Women would rule the world.

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