I resolve to work with neglected children.

2. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

3. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL… LOL!”

4. I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

5. I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).

6. I will think of a password for my computer other than “password.”

7. I will try to figure out why I “really” need 11 e-mail addresses.

8. I will go into McDonald’s and order a McSpreader

9. I will go into McDonald’s and order a McSlurry

10. I will find out why the correspondence course on “Mail Fraud” that I purchased never showed up.

Related Jokes:

1. Mc Donalds
2. Computer Consultants
3. MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
4. New Year Nerd Resolutions
5. YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER…