Valentine for Medical Reasons
Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
A: He gives it a Valenshine!
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Boy: “Really?”
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
Q: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!
Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: “I’m sweet on you!”
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